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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow #askdrewnow It was on blu-ray. If I remember correctly, the person who got the gift didn’t have a blu-ray player. Double burn.
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Drew - Via Twitter
So @GarrettGriess when r u going to make the trip out to visit me? To hang with the twitter master. #WorthYourWhile
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Drew - Via Twitter
Not to burst your bubble, but All American Rejects sucks huge monkey nuts. #Seriously
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just watched 3 seconds of the movie 3 Amigos and I am left to wonder...why would @GarrettGriess give this movie to someone as a gft #Cheap
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just saw a strange light go on in my neighbors basement. Either they are playing air hockey or skinning dead bodies. #YouMakeTheCall
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Drew - Via Twitter
Does anyone else want to rub their genitals on the Snuggle Bear? #HeJustLooksSoSoft
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im about 2 start a campaign to ask people who I follow to follow me. I need more followers to enjoy my R rated comedy. Get ready for begging
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Drew - Via Twitter
So @balconyfool time for the Twitter test. CHECK YOUR TWITTER. Also, check the last 300 tweets of mine, they will make u smile over and over
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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess Ive been trying 2 get my rotary phone 2 tweet but I just keep getting Sarah the switch board operator #ConnectMe2AndyGriffith
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow I seriously hope you are being sarcastic. #askdrewnow
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Drew - Via Twitter
Phones work on Twitter? "@GarrettGriess: This message from my phone.. thru twitter.. and posted to #askdrewnow .com. Technology! -Garrett"
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Drew - Via Twitter
I wish Jessica Lange was my mom. #AmericanHorrorStory
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Garrett - Via Twitter
This message from my phone.. thru twitter.. and posted to #askdrewnow .com. Technology! -Garrett
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Garrett
OOoooh.. and then through rss to thunderbird. What a crazy journey you have taken, message.
Drew - Via Twitter
What about dudes? And Parakeets? "@tori_mich: Girls who wear middle parts in their hair, so not attractive.."
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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess BRILLIANT! My Twitter feed brings all the boys to the yard and damn right, its better than yours. #MyMomsThemeSong
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Garrett - Via Twitter
@askdrewnow I added your twitter feed to the https://t.co/vuHnVsaH feed. Also anything I say with #askdrewnow will show up as well.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Which "philia" is having sex with corpses? Necrophilia? Yeah, thats odd right? If ur answer is "no" please DM me #IHaveSoManyQuestions
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Drew - Via Twitter
I hope when the time comes for me to perish that I get the chance to Die Hard. Not the movie...you know...a boner. #DieHard
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Drew - Via Twitter
If anyone is thinking about seeing a therapist, please never forget that therapist is one space away from being The Rapist #ThinkAboutIt
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Drew - Via Twitter
#WhatMadeMeMadAsAKid @HeatherDawn9810 whining about 1 little plastic knife scratch on her cornea. #TheEyePatchMadeItAllWorthwhile
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